Pretty plates. Filthy mouths.
Serve dinner with a side of attitude. Our Dirty Melamine Plates combine bold Ink & Fold artwork with rude, funny and delightfully inappropriate wording, creating tableware that is far too pretty to behave itself.
Your plate. Your wording. Your questionable decisions.
Keep the original wording shown on the design, replace it with your own phrase or add a name or nickname. Go wholesome, go filthy or create something gloriously specific that only your household will understand.
Choose your level of chaos
Each design can be ordered exactly as shown or personalised to create a completely unique plate.
Love it exactly as it is? Choose the wording shown on the plate.
Replace our wording with your own funny, rude or wonderfully unhinged creation.
Personalise it with a name, nickname, family saying or inexplicable inside joke.
Dinner or emotional-support snacks?
Large Plate
25 cm
Perfect for lunches, dinners, entertaining and meals you definitely did not feel like cooking.
Side Plate
20 cm
Made for cake, toast, snacks, nibbles and emergency emotional-support carbohydrates.
Pretty enough to display. Durable enough to actually use.
Made for everyday meals, entertaining and general kitchen chaos.
A brilliant present for friends, family or the office troublemaker.
Build a coordinated set or create a gloriously mismatched collection.
Pair the dinner and side plates together or collect them individually.
We will print your custom wording exactly as entered. Please check names, spelling and punctuation carefully before adding your plate to the cart. Typos are forever.
Designed and printed on the Gold Coast
Every Dirty Melamine Plate is designed and printed by Ink & Fold in our Gold Coast studio. Keep one, gift one or continue collecting until your cupboard becomes a beautifully organised swear jar.
Please note: This collection contains explicit language and is intended for adults with excellent taste and questionable vocabulary.




