Personalised Rude Ceramic Coasters – Disco

Price range: $12.95 through $49.95

Protect your furniture while absolutely ruining the tone of the room.

Our ceramic coasters are backed with cork to help stop scratches, slips and that horrible little clunk when someone aggressively puts down a wine glass. They’re sturdy, useful and printed with the sort of wording that makes guests laugh, gasp or quietly reconsider your invitation.

Each coaster measures approximately 10.8 cm, making it roomy enough for coffee mugs, wine glasses, cocktails and whatever emotional-support beverage is getting you through the day.

Choose the wording shown, add a name or personalise one with an inside joke so specific it becomes completely useless to everyone except the intended recipient. Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, office desks, Secret Santa and people who already have everything except decent coasters and a filter.

Saving tables. Lowering standards. Printed in our Gold Coast studio.

PLEASE ALLOW 2–10 WORKING DAYS for us to print your item, plus delivery time. Need it faster? Choose our Rush Order service where available. ⚡

Happy with the wording shown? Leave this blank. Want to add a name or got something better, ruder or weirdly specific? Add it here.

Left this to the last bloody minute? Orders placed before 12pm will be created and shipped the next business day.

  • If your item is personalised, please ensure all details are correct before adding your item to your cart
  • All items are created and printed by hand in our sunny Gold Coast print studio, including our homewares range.
  • Please allow 2-10 working days for your order to be printed.
  • 24 Hour Rush Orders: Order before 12.30pm for next day dispatch. Available on selected products only. Additional charges apply.
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WE ACCEPT

Printed on the Gold Coast

Dirty Print Coasters

Good drinks deserve somewhere filthy to sit.

Our personalised rude coasters Australia range combines bold Dirty Print artwork, adult humour and optional personalised wording with a practical ceramic coaster for drinks, desks, bars and otherwise respectable coffee tables.

Choose the wording shown, add a name or replace it with your own rude greeting, questionable inside joke or beautifully specific insult.

Each design is printed onto a ceramic coaster with cork backing, helping protect your surfaces while thoroughly lowering the tone of the room.

Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, office gifts, home bars, coffee tables and people who put drinks down wherever the hell they like.

Personalised rude Dirty Print ceramic coaster with cork backing
Nice
coaster.
Terrible
influence.
Ceramic top · Cork backing · Optional personalised wording

Protect the table while damaging the atmosphere.

Ceramic

Printed ceramic surface

A smooth ceramic top made for showing off colourful artwork, rude wording and your highly developed decorative judgement.

Cork-backed

Kinder to your table

The cork backing helps the coaster sit neatly on your table, desk, bar or other surface you would prefer not to ruin.

Custom

Your terrible words

Keep the wording shown, add a name or replace it with your own phrase, inside joke or tiny ceramic verbal attack.

Useful enough for your drink. Inappropriate enough for Dirty Print.

01

Made for grown-ups

Expect rude language, adult humour and wording unsuitable for children, delicate relatives and exceptionally serious workplaces.

02

Printed locally

Illustrated, personalised and printed by actual humans in our sunny Gold Coast studio.

03

Ceramic + cork

A printed ceramic surface paired with cork backing for a practical little home accessory with a filthy personality.

04

Made to order

Your coaster is printed especially for you. Check the production timeframe shown near the Add to Cart button before ordering.

Make it
horribly
personal

Your inside joke. Their new favourite coaster.

Happy with the wording shown? Leave the wording field blank. Want to add a name or replace it with something ruder, funnier or weirdly specific? Enter it exactly as you want it printed. We print what you supply, so check names, spelling and punctuation carefully. A typo on a coaster may be small, but it will still sit there judging you during every cup of tea.

NSFW · Adult humour · Questionable drink placement

Some designs contain rude language, adult jokes and wording your nan will pretend not to understand while quietly stealing one.

Pour it. Park it. Protect the bloody table.

Additional information

Weight .450 kg
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Single Coaster, Set of 4 Coasters