Personalised Rude Birthday Wrapping Paper – Koala

Price range: $11.95 through $29.95

Make any gift impossible to ignore with personalised wrapping paper featuring a greeting, the lucky recipient’s name, your name and an optional delightfully rude message.

Perfect for birthdays, break-ups, weddings, new homes, questionable achievements or any occasion that deserves better than boring supermarket paper.

Printed on smooth matte paper, each sheet or roll is 61 cm wide and available in 1 metre sheets, 2 metre sheets or 5 metre rolls. Thoughtful, personal and just humiliating enough to be memorable.

Printed in our Gold Coast studio.

PLEASE ALLOW 2–10 WORKING DAYS for us to print your item, plus delivery time. Need it faster? Choose our Rush Order service where available. ⚡

Put the name here and check it twice. We print what you type, not what you meant.

ie: Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Sorry You Are Leaving etc. Inside joke, rude greeting or deeply personal insult. Type it exactly as you want it printed.

Your name, nickname or fake identity. Basically, who should they blame for this beautifully wrapped bullshit?

Left this to the last bloody minute? Orders placed before 12pm will be created and shipped the next business day.

  • If your item is personalised, please ensure all details are correct before adding your item to your cart
  • All items are created and printed by hand in our sunny Gold Coast print studio, including our homewares range.
  • Please allow 2-10 working days for your order to be printed.
  • 24 Hour Rush Orders: Order before 12.30pm for next day dispatch. Available on selected products only. Additional charges apply.
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Printed on the Gold Coast

Dirty Print Wrapping Paper

Because the gift is lovely, but your message should be deeply inappropriate.

Our Dirty Print wrapping paper is bold, colourful and printed with the sort of wording that makes people laugh before they’ve even opened the present.

Perfect for birthdays, break-ups, weddings, housewarmings, Secret Santa and any occasion requiring a beautifully wrapped insult.

Every design is printed on smooth matte paper and measures 61 cm wide, giving you plenty of room to wrap everything from a tiny passive-aggressive candle to a suspiciously large box full of poor decisions.

Personalised Dirty Print rude adult birthday wrapping paper
Nice paper.
Terrible
wording.
Custom names, ages and gloriously inappropriate wording

Pick your preferred amount of beautiful nonsense.

1m

Flat sheet

Ideal for one medium present, a few smaller gifts or one carefully wrapped item you would like to pretend was thoughtfully planned.

2m

Flat sheet

More paper for bigger gifts, multiple presents or wrapping attempts requiring a little creative recovery work.

5m

Wrapping paper roll

For prolific gift-givers, large boxes and people who refuse to stop buying presents after declaring themselves finished.

Excellent paper. Less pointless packaging crap.

01

Matte finish

Smooth, colourful and easy to handle, without the shiny glare or slippery wrestling match.

02

No plastic wrapping

Your paper arrives without an unnecessary plastic jacket nobody invited to the party.

03

No cardboard core

Our rolls have no inner cardboard tube, which means less waste and no mysterious tube living under your couch.

04

61 cm wide

A practical width for wrapping small gifts, big gifts and boxes containing choices that cannot be undone.

Make it
horribly
personal

Your inside joke. Beautifully printed.

Choose the design shown, add a name and age or personalise the wording with an inside joke that will make one person cry laughing and confuse everybody else at the party. Each order is printed in our Gold Coast studio with plenty of personality and absolutely no filter.

Looks thoughtful. Reads filthy. Tears beautifully.

Additional information

Weight .25 kg
Choose A Size: No selection

1M Sheet, 2m Sheet, 5m Roll