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For lying on the beach, drying your bits and making every beige towel nearby look painfully underdressed.

Our Dirty Print beach towels have a smooth velour front that shows off the artwork in all its rude, colourful glory, plus an absorbent cotton terry backing that does the actual bloody work.

Choose from filthy phrases, loud patterns or badly behaved Aussie animals, then take your terrible manners to the beach, pool, boat or backyard sprinkler.

Regular, 70 cm × 150 cm
Ideal for drying off, claiming a modest patch of sand or wrapping around yourself while pretending you’re not freezing.

Large, approximately 85 cm × 175 cm
More room for lounging, dramatic beach entrances and hiding nearly all of your questionable decisions.

They’re machine washable and can be tumble dried on low heat, because nobody has time for a high-maintenance towel. Mesh bag include because, legends obviously.

Important: your towel takes 18 working days to make

Your beach towel has an 18 WORKING DAY production time before shipping.

Dry your arse. Offend the beach. Order early. Printed in our Gold Coast studio.

PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 18 WORKING DAYS. 18 working days. Not 18 calendar days. Weekends and public holidays do not count. Delivery time begins after the production period. We need the full 18 working days to print, cut, sew and perform all the glamorous towel-making bullshit required to make it properly. These are made to order, not yanked from a dusty warehouse by an overworked towel goblin. Please order early for holidays, birthdays or any event where turning up towel-less would make you look like a dickhead.

Want a name on it? Type it exactly as you want it printed.

Happy with the wording shown? Leave this blank. Want to add a name or swap it for something ruder, funnier or weirdly specific? Type it exactly as you want it printed.

Want the towel with no wording at all? Just write NO WORDING.

PLEASE ALLOW AROUND 18 WORKING DAYS. That means working days, not calendar days. Weekends, public holidays and delivery times are not included. Your towel is printed and sewn especially for you, not magically plucked from a shelf by a team of very speedy towel fairies. 🪄 Please order early if you need it for a birthday, gift or special occasion.

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  • All items are created and printed by hand in our sunny Gold Coast print studio, including our homewares range.
  • Please allow 2-10 working days for your order to be printed.
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Printed on the Gold Coast

Dirty Print Beach Towels

Big towel. Loud design. Absolutely no respectable beach behaviour.

Our personalised rude beach towels Australia range combines colourful Dirty Print artwork, adult humour and optional custom wording with a genuinely useful towel made for beaches, pools, holidays and dramatic poolside lounging.

Choose the wording shown, add a name, replace it with your own rude little masterpiece or request the design with no wording at all.

Each towel features a smooth velour printed front for showing off the artwork and an absorbent cotton terry backing for drying your gloriously sandy bits.

Available in Regular and Large, because some people want a towel and some people want to occupy half the beach.

Personalised rude Dirty Print beach towel with optional custom wording
Soft front.
Absorbent
back.
Filthy vibe.
Two sizes · Optional wording · Printed to order

Choose your towel size and claim your patch of sand.

70 × 150 cm

Regular beach towel

A practical everyday size for the beach, pool, gym, holiday suitcase or covering the suspicious sunlounger.

85 × 175 cm

Large beach towel

Approximately 85 × 175 cm for extra lounging room, extra coverage and considerably more visual impact.

18 days

Made especially for you

These towels have an 18 working day production time before shipping because we need to print, finish and complete the usual textile bullshit properly.

Looks fabulous on the sand. Still does the actual towel job.

01

Smooth velour front

The soft printed velour front displays your chosen artwork, wording and questionable personality in glorious colour.

02

Cotton terry backing

The absorbent cotton terry backing handles the actual drying, which is useful after all that strenuous cocktail holding.

03

Machine washable

Pop it in the washing machine according to the care instructions once it has collected enough sand, sunscreen and poor decisions.

04

Tumble dry low

Tumble dry on low heat. Low means low, not volcanic blast furnace operated by somebody with nothing left to lose.

Wording.
Name.
Or none.

Keep it. Change it. Remove it completely.

Happy with the wording shown? Leave the wording field blank. Want to add a name or replace it with something funnier, ruder or weirdly specific? Type it exactly as you want it printed. Want the towel with no wording at all? Enter NO WORDING. We print what you enter, so check names, spelling and punctuation before ordering. Typos look surprisingly confident at full beach-towel size.

18 Working
days

Eighteen working days before shipping.

This product takes 18 working days to produce before shipping. Working days do not include weekends, Queensland public holidays or delivery time. We need this time to print and finish your towel properly. Please order early for holidays, birthdays or highly scheduled public nudity avoidance.

Adult humour · Optional filthy wording · Beach confidence required

Some designs include swearing, rude jokes or badly behaved Australian animals. Choose carefully if your family holiday includes children, pearl-clutchers or a particularly observant caravan-park manager.

Lay it down. Take up space. Lower the tone of the entire beach.

Additional information

Weight .450 kg
Towel Size: No selection

Regular 70 cm × 150 cm, Large 85 cm × 175 cm
SKU: FP_DP_BEACH_TOWEL_CROCODILE Category:

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