New from Ink & Fold

The Dirty Collection

Pretty things for people with filthy mouths. Meet our gloriously inappropriate collection of plates, mugs, towels, pillowcases and blankets.

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Good food. Bad language. Designed on the Gold Coast Gift responsibly Domestic rage, but prettier For adults with excellent taste Good food. Bad language. Designed on the Gold Coast Gift responsibly

Choose your poison

Everyday objects with absolutely no manners.

Bold colour, playful prints and language that would make a polite dinner party quietly combust. Pick your favourite phrase, find the print that matches your emotional condition and let your home say what you were already thinking.

The original troublemaker

Dirty Plates

Dinnerware with terrible manners. Available in large 25 cm plates and smaller 20 cm plates.

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Caffeine and contempt

Dirty Mugs

Cheerful vessels for coffee, tea and aggressively avoiding conversation before 9 am.

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Domestic despair

Dirty Kitchen

Tea towels for wiping dishes, benches and the final scraps of your patience.

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Sandy little statements

Dirty Beach

Bold beach towels for claiming your patch of sand and warning strangers accordingly.

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Antisocial nesting

Dirty Bed

Pillowcases and blankets for cancelled plans, bed rot and being gloriously unavailable.

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Pick a print.

Mix them. Match them. Build a whole house full of beautiful objects saying dreadful things.

Pink Bow

Uneven stripes, bows, cherries and suspiciously sweet behaviour.

Limoncello

Cobalt blue, punchy lemons and a sunny Mediterranean attitude.

Cherry Bomb

Juicy red cherries sitting loudly on a glorious pink background.

Ciao, Dickhead

Checks, tomato red and Italian-holiday energy with no indoor voice.

Fine taste.
Foul language.

The official dress code for The Dirty Collection.

Made to cause a scene.

Why so dirty?

Because beige has had enough airtime.

Ink & Fold is here for homes with colour, personality and absolutely no interest in behaving themselves. The Dirty Collection combines playful, modern artwork with the blunt little phrases that live permanently inside your head.

Keep one. Gift one. Build a matching collection. Start arguments over who gets the good plate.

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Proceed irresponsibly

Find your new favourite swear.

From kitchen tantrums to full-body blanket avoidance, there is something here for every beautifully dysfunctional corner of your home.

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