Wine Tote Bag – Platypus

Forget diamonds — this is your real best friend. Our Neoprene Wine Tote Bag is the ultimate wingman (or wing-woman) for your next BBQ, beach day, picnic, or “I’m just popping over for one” moment that turns into three bottles and a karaoke battle.

Made from thick, cushy neoprene, it keeps your vino cool and your reputation even cooler. Soft handles? Check. Insulated interior? Check. Enough personality to rival your last Tinder date? Big check.

Holds one standard bottle of wine (or anything else that needs a cozy ride – gin, bubbles, or even fancy olive oil if you’re feeling Mediterranean).

Bonus: Won’t judge you if it’s Tuesday.
Warning: May attract thirsty friends and unsolicited toasts.